"O, there was a London urchin, Of a feeble minded strain, His parents both were in the clink, And he was raising Cain. The Poor Law guardians got him, But he drove them near insane, Till an emigration Home got a subsidy, For shipping him across the main." -- Briton Never Shall Be Slaves, Being an Odiferous Ode on Juvenile Migration Sung by John Bull at THE FOLLIES